My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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