roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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