- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Maths.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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