What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

world peace

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

The cream, it is coming

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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