There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Obama

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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everyone dislike this

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