- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

PENIS

save me from the nothing ive become

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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