- Anti Joke

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

no

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't