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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

I was once a hamster.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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