Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you suck

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

autistic kids rock

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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