- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

The child was fired from his job.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A French man gets into a fight

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Caolan and Eamon

Guess what? Bananas

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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