A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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