what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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