What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Guest what? Dog

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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