How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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the holocaust

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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