- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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