- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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