- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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