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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

knock knock Goodbye

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