- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Cancer.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A chicken walks into a barn.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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