wanna here a joke? you.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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