Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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