my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What would Muhammed do?

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What's one plus one? two.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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