What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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