- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Christianity.

cats are pussies

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

you know whats not funny white boards.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

I'm HIV positive.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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