What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Anti Joke

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