whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Knock knock *open*

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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