what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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The FCC

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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