how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Ben Affleck

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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