- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Where are you going Your house

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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