- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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