- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

c-? men, C-men

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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