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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

No!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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