- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

flavin's head

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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