your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Obama

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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