Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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