- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Women's Rights

The GOV and the WHO?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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