- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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A child walks into a classroom.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

My spelling is horrible

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

meh

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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