Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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