- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Womens basketball

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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