What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Maths.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turkeys are obese

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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