A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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like most people my age. im 27

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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