What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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