- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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