Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

knock knock Goodbye

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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