- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Roses are red, yup.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

wanna here a joke? you.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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