Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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