- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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