- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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