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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

And Stephen Hawking said.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

destiny

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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