- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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