why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

your mom is so fat.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Communism hehe xd

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How old are you? 7

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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