If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

WOw you have no life

Neil Lewis

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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