how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Animal

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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BUT HWY?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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