What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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thumbs up!

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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