A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Your momma's so fat...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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