What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

womans rights...

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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