- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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