Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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