What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A hill billy went fishing

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

I'm gay.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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