Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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A young baby died.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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