Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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