- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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