- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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