Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Get on the boat.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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