- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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