- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Shea's sty....

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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