Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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