- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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