How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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haha

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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are you gay does your mom know

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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