What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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autsim

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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