- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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