-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

KOOKABURRA

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

womans rights...

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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