What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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