- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

how do you win a game try your best

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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