- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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