Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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