Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Women can vote? wtf

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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