- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Justin with a hat.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

i killed my family

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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