- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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