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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

noah is a scrub jungle

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

White men's rights

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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