- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What comes after 69? 70

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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