Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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