- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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