- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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