- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Sam Hengal.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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