Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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