Women's Rights

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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nickel back

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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