- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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