- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

penis in the camel

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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