- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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