- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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