There once was this guy and he fell down

Womens basketball

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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