- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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