Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Justin with a hat.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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