Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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