Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Knock knock.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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