- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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