- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A drunk guy walks into a car

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Reverse psychology never fails.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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